February 2012
That awkward moment when you fall unexpectedly
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New record for situps: 300.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah.
I’m roughly 153 pounds now :3.
When you decide to stand up to a bully.....
Expectation:
Reality:
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Movie ticket sales person: Enjoy the movie!
Me: You too!
Travel agent: Have a good holiday!
Me: You too!
Sales assistant: Enjoy your purchase!
Me: You too!
Brain: screaming in agony
Parents: Everyone should be jealous of you. You're good-looking and a caring person and I love you.
Friends: You're amazing. I love you and I'm jealous of your looks. I wish I was like you.
Me: I look in the mirror in disappointment. I hate what I see. I am constantly paranoid that when people laugh, they are laughing at me. I feel like my friends only are my friends because they feel bad for me. I wish I could be different, look different, act different. I hate myself. I feel alone. I am ugly. I am fat. I am worthless.
mcdonalds: welcome to mcdonalds may i take your order
me: hi yes can i get a 6,000 piece mcnuggets
mcdonalds:
me: i'm so bored..
unfinished tasks: um
